Steve Harvey rules the universe

Jesus and Steve Harvey had been very happy together for 2 years until God forced Jesus to divorce steve. Steve was thrown out of heaven and he landed back on earth. He was mad, so he got an army to overthrow god. Then there was a 9 year war between God and the entire world. Finally God fell on a banana peel and died! Steve Harvey took his throne was king of the universe and everyone bowed down to him. Jesus said he still loved Steve and they got married again. The end