Alex teh hetdgheog returns to sonic the hedgehog

so Alex the hedggheog got bored so he visit Sonic houssse and tallis was sitting on the couch looking depressed and eating cheetos with a gun in his hand, possibly too murdor either himselv or sonkik and sonek was in the kitchen cooking flesh from a duck he killed while hunting then alekes went into the kitchen and said “why the hell does talls hav gun he like 8?” And sondick replied “oh he does that every tuesday“” and alik repli “oh ok, that’s normal.” and sondicky said “so what the fucc are u here 4 alux???????” And Alex saided “for fun and stuff like last time.” And then Ami Ross Camey in and said “sonikick who is that guy?” And soic repoh “that are aliukz“ and Army saids “oh, he’s hot“ and then ammy said “hey aleux whant to have sex?” And aliox am says “ok, this will be my first time” and then ampo And aleewk had rough and violent sex and neither of them survived, then tayls shot himself but came back because tails can’t die for some weird reason and sonikk went insane and was sent to a mental institution. THE END!