Jesus x Steve Harvey

Steve harvey was drinking orange juice in the back of his church. Suddenly the priest threw a shoe at him and he died. When he woke up he was next to jesus on his throne. "Steve Harvey, you were brought here cause i love you so much," Said Jesus. "Yeah, the bible says you love everyone," Steve said. "No, i want to marry you," Said Jesus. They then had a wedding that everyone in the universe saw. They lived happily ever after, and this writer went stright to hell for writing this. the end