Beast boy x big bird

Once on a night just like any other night, beast boy was at titan tower crying himself to sleep because the other titans all hate him when robin came in and said “SHUT UP BEAST BOY YOUR CRYING TOO LOUD!” Which made beast boy start crying even more. Then all of a sudden something was arising from the ground, robin yelled ”WHAT THE F-” Then big bird flew up from the ground and killed robin. Beast boy said “oh big bird my lord and savior how can I ever repay you?” And big bird replied ”with a kiss” and beast boy and big bird kissed. 3 years later they got married and then had two twins, a boy and a girl. The end.