Shrek x minion

One of the minions was sitting at home when gru came up and yelled “GET ME SOME LEMONS” and the minion replied “why” and gru replied “BECAUSE I SAID SO” so the minion ran out of the house and as soon as he got out Shrek was standing there and he said “I hEaRd YoU nEeDeD sOmE lEmOnS” and minion replied “yes” so Shrek gave him lemons and minion kissed him and Shrek said “DID U JUST KISS ME” and minion replied “yes” and Shrek said “DO IT AGAIN I LIKE IT” so minion kissed him again. Then gru bursted out the door and Shrek said “WAT ARE U DOING IN MY SWAMP” and beat him up and then minion and Shrek got married and had 52 ogre babies.