Jack Bartlett x Shrek

Shrek loved the show heartland and he was madly in love with the character Jack. he wanted nothing more than to kiss him softly on the lips. Shrek knew only a mighty wizard could make his dreams come true. He arrived at the wizard's house and asked him to grant his wish. "It can be done, but if you eat orville popcorn he will attack you,"

When Shrek woke up the next day he found Jack next to him in bed. They kissed until lunch time. At lunch they ate fries while looking into eachother's eyes. They couldn't handle it anymore, they had to kiss some more. After an hour of kissing they decided to get married. 5 years after the wedding Shrek made Orville popcorn for them and their son Tyrone. Jack suddenly became really strong and almost killed Shrek.

Shrek had to Throw the popcorn on Jack's head to stop him. It worked, but Jack died. The End