The most omg original best fanfic (not really)

This is best fanfiction ever, once upon weird time, Superman went challenge goku but goku gained new ability known the power of dbztards, it allows anyone that uses this summon dbztard, goku summons dbztard that can beat Superman but the dbztard went to destroy hyper sonic, and he became king of dbztards but he got defeated goku because dbztard chose be defeated by goku but vore monster came to absorb goku but overpowered anime oc from deviantart came to destroy vore monster. Shriek, and spongebob then became an anime character. goku then became edgelord but he was killed by hyper shadow because shadow is edgiest, every anime character in story became super pregnant, and died. The end, and the moral of this story is that this story has no morals