Wario x Maxwell: it BEGINS!!!!

So Maxwell was writing stuff in his notebook when he was trying to write Mario but he has undiagnosed dyslexia so he accidentally wrote wario instead, then Wario appeared in maxwells room and Maxwell was much older at the time, about 23 and he said to wario “who the fuck are you? I want Mario dumbass!” Then wario said “Oh, well ima Wario, wanna date I’m desperate?” Then Maxwell replied

”Ok whatever retard.” Then wario randomly kissed Maxwell on the lips and Maxwell kissed him back and they had sex and wario got pregnant with Maxwell‘s child who he named bobby and they lived happily ever after!!!!1!1!1!1!1!!1